Chris wrote an aspiring socialist despot's cover letter for sara to use
OBJECTIVE: to free the world of capitalist pig dogs"upon joining mckinsey, i will usurp control of the board of directors and then lead the firm to victory in accumulating all of the world's capitalists
mckinsey will be the vanguard
and we will spread revolution
so that the working people of the world will be freed from enslavement
and i can become party leader for life
chris says:
SKILLS: manipulation, military strategy, word processing
DESIRED SALARY: i will be paid according to my needs and no more--until i become supreme party leader

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