Thursday, March 25

Chris wrote an aspiring socialist despot's cover letter for sara to use

OBJECTIVE: to free the world of capitalist pig dogs

"upon joining mckinsey, i will usurp control of the board of directors and then lead the firm to victory in accumulating all of the world's capitalists

mckinsey will be the vanguard

and we will spread revolution

so that the working people of the world will be freed from enslavement

and i can become party leader for life
chris says:
SKILLS: manipulation, military strategy, word processing

DESIRED SALARY: i will be paid according to my needs and no more--until i become supreme party leader

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